The people next door will burn in ...

Slobby *grumble profanity* neighbors leave thier trash in front of thier apartment for weeks. The one bag has been there since they came back from the holidays. Stupid spoiled undergrad *more grumbled profanity* ...
Oh I ripped the spider image off a google image search in case anybody cares... Yay for copyright infringement...

1-25-07

Two down one to go...

I have broken two of my computers in less than a week. My old computer I rarely used and I'd forgotten that a fan on the main board had stopped working and needed to be replaced. I turned it on and left it for a little while. When I returned to it, it has black screened and now won't even boot to BIOS. Crud.

No biggie though, I've got a better computer on the other side of the room that loves to play the awesome new video games.
I do kinda want to get all my art, stories, and porn off of my old computer so I have every intention to stick the HD from my older computer into my newer one, but I dilly dally for a few days. My roommate had an HD that he wasn't using because of an error when he formatted it so I plug it into my newer computer to see if I could make it work. I have my computer running with the side cover off and it's out from under my desk for the first time in forever. I notice that there is an unusual sound coming from the hard drives. "Oh," I think to myself. "That's not a good noise for a hard drive to be making, no wonder that drive isn't working."
But then I realize that I hadn't actually connected the power to the other drive. It took me a few minutes to figure out how it was making a noise when it wasn't powered (d'uh) and then another few moments to try and franticly back up my art and pornography to my portable hard drive.
My computer blue screened before I even got the darn thing plugged in...

Thank God i still have my laptop... (knocks on wood...)

Too damn close after Christmas to be buying a new computer...

No, I'm really ok, SEE...

SO apparently my step brother (who also has the first name Matt but a different less cool last name) set fire to my father's garage and was injured. I'm not sure if he was just playing with fire and it got out of hand or what and I refuse to speculate, (even though i just kind of did). But my dad apparently sent out an email to his coworkers and at the local school and told people that his son Matt was injured in the hospital.

Other Matt, not me.

Send him the flowers, cookies, and cards.

December 22, 2007

Aftermath

So I've uploaded my 24hr comic to my gallery so you all should stop by and check it out. Yeah I know there is a big GLARING typo on the FIRST page, but what did you expect, I was awake for 24 hours!

10-24-07

24 Hour Comic Day!

I managed to finish my comics this year, though I pulled an Eastman variant and clocked in at 26.5 Hours. Maybe next year I will finish in time.

I'll scan the pages at work this week and have them uploaded by next weekend. If anybody wants a hard copy just let me know! You can email me@mattguittar.com

October 21, 2007

My Work Schedule

I thought about making a cool looking table with pretty rollover buttons to have my schedule for the week, but I am too friggin lazy to do all the work. But I still want to be able to check my schedule anywhere i go.
Tada
27=10:30-7pm
28=10:30-7pm
29=12-8:30pm
30=10:30-7pm
3=10am-6:30pm
4=10:30-7pm
5=10:30-7pm
6=10am-6:30pm
7=10:30-7pm

Monday

I have severe dislike for my Job

Well, not my whole job, just this one guy today that made the rest of my day not as good as it should be... I hate dealing with retarded customers. Yeah I know that there are retarded customers at every job but here I have to deal with people who probably shouldn't be allowed to touch a computer, let alone try to network them. Trust me, it's not the router if you've had to replace it three times allready with three different brands.

8-14-07

Laundromats suck and are hot...

Ok no new updates yet, but i've got some ideas ^ Not sure how funny they will be.

7-16-07

My WebComic is awesome

Yeah, my webcomic is awesome but i haven't updated it since the fourth. I've been working on my REAL comic. i might post that here, but i plan on handing it out during Wizard World Chicago this August. Look for me, I'm cool. And im giving out free comics. Yes they are my comics and they are awesome. I might also have some stickers and window decals and some other cool shi-ot. Oh, I redid my blog. It's a little too pretty for me at the moment but i can change that...

7-14-07

Finally got to Blow Things Up!

I set off fireworks last night and had a lot of fun doing so. I wish i could have had friends around but Dick is in SC and I'm kinda a loser and don't have many other friends I'd want over when things are blowing up. I saved some fireworks for your return man!

Oh yeah, and some more comic strips are up.

7-6-07

I live Fireworks

Enjoy your holiday, i know i will!

7-4-07

Time for a few Updates!

I haven't really been paying much attention to my website. I don't use it for a whole heck of a lot other than the fact that i didn't want some other asshole to have a website with my name on it. Kinda selfish and assinine i know but it is MY name and i don't think there are very many other poeple out there with MY name. Just affraid some illiterate wannabe rockstar is going to eventually do it if i didn't claim it for myself. Of course there is still mattguittar.org, mattguittar.net, and all the other little piss-ant subdomains still available, but come on. dot com is way cooler!

Oh and here is also my latest comic.

a month and a day before i turn 24...




Welcome to my hole you sick little monkeys!

I adjective you. I just thought that you should know that. If you think that maybe i am writing this in reference to you then you KNOW that i am. DONT YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!
Oh... Ahem... uh
i think i need a nap...

Tuesday after St. Patricksday




This is not paradise

So maybe I don't like my job as much as I used to. Some of my coworkers are morons. Complete and utter morons. The sad thing is that they think they are good workers. IF YOU CALL IN TO WORK 40% OF YOUR SCHEDULED SHIFTS YOU ARE NOT A GOOD WORKER!!!!! You may wonder how someone with attendance problems such as that would remain employed but we haven't found anyone better yet... Job Candidates in Jefferson City suck monkeys. Thats right you heard me they suck monkeys. Hairy nasty stinky ugly monkeys.

I hate you...

Almost a week past Steak and Blowjob Day.




Guess what?

I made this really cool flash website but have yet to upload it to my cheesey website. No there is no cheese here just a bad website. I am matt guittar and i have a crappy website. We need to have meetings...

Long ass time later...




It has begun!

I have gotten some shit slapped together and think that it's not too shabby. I plan on keeping the majority of my site pretty strait forward and simple. I like simple. I think it makes things more natural and less comercial. I do plan to make a nice pretty main page at one point that merely redirects you to my nice comfortable web site, but that is a while off. All of my links should work properly and such, but if you encounter any problems please send a note to me@mattguittar.com. Yep I think I am SO clever for having my e-mail address be me@mattguittar.com because it flows so easily into writing crap to get you to e-mail me. BWA HA HA HA! Btw if you need to keep your eyes glazed over for a few mindless moments then check out my crappy corner at DeviantArt.com Here


My life is very unlike my website, very complicated...

"Satan's Day" tuesday 6-6-06